Happy New Year!!

Let's make this great and one worth remembering!!!!!!

You say goodbye, I say hello <3

To the park!!!!!!!

Alexa, my amazing cousin Noel and I went to the park for 4 minutes and 5 seconds4 and on our way back Alexa saw something and yelled, "Eww! Poop!" It really was poop. And we ended up singing Lean on Me while walking back. I'm sure the older man coming upwards us on the sidewalk loved that Alexa screamed, "Old dude!" and pointed. I scolded Alexa for this. We also saw a color changing car!!! Now we see Luke running toward us as fast as his little legs could carry him. Awww so cute!!

-_-

Apparently, according to Alexa, today I will be sat on, tooted on, burped on, and something else I cannot remember.

Oh and wrote on, which she just did.

She just broke two crayons and put them together and said, "Look! Fry-eye-day!" I looked at the crayon it says, "Friidays".

She attempted to color me with the crayon and when that didn't work, she picked up the VERY sharp knife. I forced it away as she put the knife in my water. I was still drinking that.

My grandma asked her what she would do if I put the knife in her Mac and cheese. This is how she replied, "I would take it out and I wouldn't care what's on it, even if it was poop!" Lovely.

She just forced Hawaiian honey wheat bread in my face like you would a cream pie. Thankfully there was plastic around it.

I took her headband and she asked, no, NOT asked, DEMANDED, "GIVE ME MY BABAND!!" She repeated this over and over.

Then she took off her shoe and said, "SMELL MY STINKY SHOE!" As she put her shoe over my nose. It. Smelled. DISGUSTING.

I am now wearing her "baband". She threw the Hawaiian Honey wheat bread at me again.

We are now deciding what to do as she is roaring at me and telling us to go to a farm.

This is much more fun than reading Confucious Lives Next Door or The Grapes of Wrath. Even if I do get annoyed or hurt. Both of those books are endlessly boring. WAY boring. I read them to fall ASLEEP.

Well I should go now. C ya l8r :)

Holiday Grocery Shopping

So Alexa and I went with our dad to HEB for some last minute items that we needed.  So earlier, my dad and Alexa had come up with this saying as they were tagging each other, “TTYI!” I had NO idea of what they meant and when I asked about it, they ignored me, so I dropped it.  Anyways, we get into HEB and Alexa slaps me and says, “TTYI!” and I slap her back (gut reaction) (sorta). 

So I said, “What does that mean?” No answer.  “What does that mean??”

Finally, Alexa said, “Two Tags Your It.” I still don’t get it.

Anyways, to keep Alexa from slapping me further, I captured her hands and she walked behind me.  Big. Mistake.  Instead of attacking me with her hands, she attacked me with her feet.  This is how it went -

“Bread!” Trip. “Aleexaa” Trip. “What are we looking for?” Trip. “People are watching!” Trip. “Stop!” Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Is it just me or does trip look REALLY weird now? Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. It NEVER ENDED.  I’m sure we got many looks, both dirty and amused.  I’m also sure that people thought we were the WEIRDEST two kids who ever walked into HEB.  I’m sure the person watching the tapes got a good laugh.  With my luck, it’ll end up on the internet and get many  many hits and I’ll be a laughing stock for the rest of my life. (Did I even use that right? Oh well) I felt bad for the shoppers, too.  I think they were completely annoyed with the girl tripping the other girl and getting in their way.  Finally, she stopped and began slapping me again.  I gave up. Thankfully, we got out of there without a tripping war and headed back home. 

We even kept ourselves entertained by coming up with rhymes.

Dad, Alexa and I finally came up with – I hope the Pope could cope with the dope soap on a rope so he wouldn’t mope. :)

We started on this one – The cat in the hat sat on a mat that covered a rat who talked to the bat and the gnat and carried a bat – we got home.

:)

Welcome :D

Amber here-

I decided that Alexa and I needed a merged blog or well, our own blog for a change. :) Since, well, we do have many MANY adventures.

So, its 2 or 3 days to Christmas (depending on how you count) so we have been getting into the Christmas spirit by watching movies (A Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation, The Polar Express, etc.) and singing Christmas Carols (Last Christmas, Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey and every other one there is) and of course, shopping.

So, today we and our grandmother played Christmas Trivial Pursuit and found out how little we really know about Christmas. We also found out that Alexa should never EVER go on a game show.

Me - What did the shepard boy say to the little lamb? (about the Christmas Carol)
Alexa- I love you?

Me - Who is made of snow and wears a top hat?
Alexa - Santa?

Let's just say that I was hitting my head on the table during most of this.

When we were shopping last weekend Alexa had picked up this hanger saying, "PS" for Petite Small. She looked at me with a face showing half disqust and half amusement, "This is for PREGNANT SENIORS?" I didn't ask if she meant Senior Citizens or Seniors in High School, but instead burst out laughing like any normal person would do.

So I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year (If I dont see you before then) !!!!! :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS!