Kicking the Masterpieces

Alexa started kicking our butts- literally in HEB. She told me that she wasnt going to kick me and only kick them - Aka our parents. She told me they are the masterpieces of mankind. I then asked he why we were kicking the masterpieces of mankind. This is how she replied-

Alexa- You know the Mona Lisa? Ya? Well she has no nose.

Me- Why? Did Leonardo DiVinci just forget to pain the nose?

Alexa- No her nose was a grape and I ate the grape, so the Mona Lisa has no nose.

Leonardo DiVinci you disappointed me.